How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
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A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...