More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Can you relate to this!
Can any of you relate to these “addiction” quips? I sure can The last...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...