Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Very Short Books
Very Short Books…1) Outdoor activities in Chernobyl2) Hot Scenic Real-estate opportunities on top of...