Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...