Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.