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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
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Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test
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Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
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HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
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