TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!