The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...