If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...