In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
An error publishing an article
|From Reuters News Service:Canada’s Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.