A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...