Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
Bashing Blondes…part 1!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap,...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!