Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...