If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...