Sleep late!
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You’ve changed my mind
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Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Finding a house
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Men writing the rules
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Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
An honest lawyer
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