Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic