Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
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A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Insult Collection #2
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Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Helpful advice for travellers
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A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...