The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
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|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...