George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...