Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...