Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary…
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...