Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Young Man !
Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...