Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
SOTALLY TOBER
starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI’m not under what you...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Computers are male
|Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A...