Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Star Wars Vs Star Trek
TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...