97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...