Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....