Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.