Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
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A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!