baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Stupid Stories
|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...