Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...