George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Misunderstanding terms
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Keep that a secret
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A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through…
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
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Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...