Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...