Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Student Bloopers – Part I!
This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade...
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...