Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Howe 2 right gud
Nowe u two can rite gud!Howe two rite gudFrank L. ViscoVice-president and Senior Copywriter...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...