Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Idaho Crazy Law
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Illegal for a man to...
25 Rules for Women
25 rules for Women to follow:1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs...
Did You Hear?
Did you hear about the blonde who…had more on her body than on her...