What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
What does
What does “WIFE” stand for?Washing Ironing Food Entertainment