Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...