St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Leaf
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...