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This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Emersom
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Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...