The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Barry took a girl out on her first date…
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a...
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...