What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...