An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...