What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
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Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
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The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...