Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Quick and clear
A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something-...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...