Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...