He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...