No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...