What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...