Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...