Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Great A Hot & Juicy Story
Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin’ around the salad bar...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...